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Hello.
My name is Dr. Ranjit Parnamahran.
I am a Licensed Sexologist. I have a Masters Degree in Sexology from the University of Cairo. I have a clinic, here in Chicago, Il, to treat all of your Sexology needs.
Is your sex lifeless and dull?
Do you wish that your sex was more exciting and fun?
Do you find yourself, during the sex, wishing you were somewhere else?
Does your lovers find himself wishing that you were someone else?
You may be suffering from Sexual Fatigue. An ailment common to womens who are not educated in the techniques of Sexology. Sexual Fatigue, aka "S.F." strikes down nine out of ten women between the ages of 16 and 65. It is more common that rickets or the shingles.
DON'T let this happen TO YOU!
Contact me, by using the telephone, and I, Dr. Parnamahran will make a special house visit to your house and treat you for S.F. Using ancient methods of Sexology, taught to me by the Sexology Masters of Cairo, I will release your pressure points, clean out your chakras and relign your chi, exposing you to a world of exciting and stimulating orgamsic convulsions. My hands will make the magic all over your body!
And the best part is, if you like it, I will come again and again!
Listen to what these happy customers had to say!
"The sex was terrible for me. I was not very good at it. It made me weep. Then, Dr. Parnamahran visit me and show me his techniques of Sexology. Now, I have lots of sex and it is very thrilling and wonderful. All the time! Really!"
-Sankpur Kanjitamani
"My penis is happy! I make the Sexology at home, by myself, all of the time. i regret nothing!"-Akhbar Sanjatawali
I am trained and licensed to use Sexology to treat the following ailments:
Over-sexualization
Performance Anxiety
Disobedience
Frigid Wife
Reluctant Daughter
Superfluous Mammary
Latent Lesbianism
Vaginal Cramping
Fatty Thighs
Oral Fixation
Manual Palsy
Limp Nipple
Anal Torsion
Ass-Chafing
Nymphomania Breast Tension
Full-Body Siezures
"The Republicans Complaint"
Also, for the month of NOVEMBER, I am offering a special "Mother/ Duaghter Discounted Fee." Bring your over-16 daughter for Sexological treatment and I will do you and then HER for FREE!
There is no excuse for being terrible at The Sex, with a licensed Sexologist in town!
Call me at (773)-069-6969.
Or email me at "stickymoustache1756@bustythings.com".
You NEED me to help you!
Dr. Ranjit Parnamahran
Licensed Sexologist* & Marriage Counselor.
Madison Medical Center
2354 Highway 327
St. Charles, IL. 60684
*(in the state of Utah.)
2 comments:
I just found this Very Odd post lurking in the "drafts" section of this blog. Originally, I wrote it on Aug. 30th, but never posted it. I remember being amused by the idea of this guy, inventing a medical job about sex, in order to nail as many American womens (and their daughters) as they possibly could. That idea was very funny to me, so I explored it, by whipping up this "advertisement for his services."
I have no idea why I didn't post it. It's hilarious to me, now.
Enjoy,
COB
HOLY CRAP!
Sexology is REAL!
Check it out! I looked it up in the wikipedia and it turns out that it's REAL!
Look!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexology
Sexology is the general study of sexual practices, covering many scientific fields including biology, anthropolgy, etc.
Huh?
Who knew?
And here I thought I'd made up aome bullshit sexy science term.
It just goes to show you that there's nothing new under the sun.
Mr.B
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